THIS REALLY FREAKS ME OUT
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Man in a bar asks the bartender whether he has any kids, to which he replies “Sure, I’ve got 14 boys”. The man says “Shit almighty! 14 boys! One more and you could have yourself a rugby team!” The bartender then says to the man “What about yourself? Any kids?” and the man says “Well actually, I have 17 girls myself!”….”Fuck me!”, says the bartender, “One more and you’d have yourself a golf course!”
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The army’s new top secret weapon.
haters gonna.. hate
